“I miss you, boy,” father hugged his 7-year old kid. Being home after almost three-year detention.
“Where were you for so long?” the kid asked unhappy.
“Uhmm..,” daddy could say nothing.
“I hate Andy, uncle, auntie, and yes, I hate you!”
The man hugged him, “Why?”
“You’re not home just before mommy passed away. Now I know!”
“What?! They finally told you!?”
“Only Andy. I found this picture while cleaning up our house. I told Andy and he whispered me that’s why we had two Christmas Eves with no presents. You’re in jail. You robbed Santa and killed his deer”
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The most admirable skill among football players is about defending.
Maintaining performance not to become weak, they practice every time.
Pushing their attitude to be discipline, controlling emotion and passion.
They play hard, sometimes rude, clever if I may say, avoiding red card as good as being “smart” to provide it among opponent’s players.
Obviously manage themselves to be happy in every single game they have, no burdens, deliver such a total-football show.
When a hattrick bomber be a hero, he will proudly scream.. loudly to people around..,”That’s for youuuu!”
Nothing can shut them all down but the national-football management.
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World of manga took Sastro to an Indonesian mangaka, Vivian Wijaya, called DrVee, with her marvelous abilities. To be noticed, she is a doctor.
Being graduated as a medical doctor from the Royal College of Surgeons of Ireland gave her nothing but unfulfilled life. She jumped to an opposite bank to be a manga author.
Sastro got the point : breaking rules.
“Well, then. I’ll see her, first, to break my rules. Take her medical kit to be dr. Sastro,” as Waldjinem wrote the prologue of her first manga, DrEss, tells the story of Sastro’s craziest thinking of breaking rules.
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Connected line, asking her to pick the phone up. Three times. No answer. “Your husband, Darling! Wanted to say how much he misses you, dreaming about the moment you both been stayed close each other. Where are you!?”
After five minutes, again. Three times. No answer. “Helloo!?”
Two minutes to go, the last. Still no answer. “He’s in Syria! Remember!? Pick it up!”
“OTW to the front line, my men need me. Wish me luck. Love y’all..,” text message came up.
After breastfeeding, the lady noticed the blinking illuminated sign. Vibration’s broken. Damned! Silent-mode!
Worried. No dial tone back there.
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Sastro, not that Sastro, is a quite lonely person. He has no friends like others, but Waldjinem is the one who cares about him. She often brings him dumplings, the most he likes to eat.
She was taking him to an Annual Dumpling Festival, where many well-known people presented to enjoy luxury atmosphere while they were having dumplings.
They were staring at Angelina Jolie in white silk outfit. Jolie enjoyed having her bright pinky looking dumpling. Waldjinem noticed how Sastro had been involved with the sight.
“Do you want same dumplings as Angie has, Dear?” Waldjinem asked.
“No. I wanna be those dumplings."
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“See, he always takes another girl home whenever his wife’s on duty in another city,” Sastro told Waldinem, not that Waldjinem.
“But I saw his wife took another man home yesterday when her husband was on duty in another city,” Waldjinem said.
“It’s a difficult matter of choices between half-empty and half-full glass. Let’s hire a private detective to find the correct answer as they both are our friends,” they agreed.
The detective got their pictures, one single frame for each couple.
“It’s the matter of broken glass,” the detective said,”Here are your wife with the man and your husband with the lady.”
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A young lady with her six-month pregnancy, laid her back on a bed beside my wife’s. A drunken man had kicked his pregnant wife right on her womb, so the baby was born in time. Small size, cried loudly. Everybody smiled.
Back to my wife, she grabbed, squeezed my hand very hard and tightly. She left scars on my left wrist, pushing our baby harder and harder. No result. I decided to have caesarean on her. No money with that decision, though.
The day those two babies were born will never be forgotten.
I smiled, everybody smiled in that room.
ps. I and my wife were not this couple. Really!
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"What makes football interesting are not only tough fights among players to deliver ball into opponent’s nest, but also admirable skill in defense," the coach said.
"Once a free-kick occurs..," he never finished as the kid in the back-row raised his hand and shouted, "I notice, Coach. When it happens around shooting area, defenders provide a barrier to force shooting space narrower, require higher concentration from the shooter to boost ultimate shot."
"Good. Anyone else?"
The one in the front whispered to his friend, "Instead of breaking shooter’s effort, we'd better to avoid impact between ball to balls. Mandatory, right?"
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*this flash fiction has been published in a postcard since 15 February 2013.
Going to the rest room, the reason. Having chitchat with a waiter in the kitchen. The gentleman proposed his lover in a famous pastry-restaurant.
“Get the pie on the table after the violin. I’ll give her a surprise with this in the ice cream,” a very big diamond ring was delivered with a couple of bucks.
“What a banana pie, my favorite..” “Will You Marry Me?”, written on the pie. The girl was flattered.
Ice cream time, then.
Nothing happened, the gentleman had no words to say.
The diamond ring stayed steady in the waiter’s pocket, smiling, driving to Brooklyn.
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Hyperthymesia, a marvelous skill developed by, mostly, women. An old woman (61) remembers well how she had been cheated by her husband 30 years ago, in an exact day, on the exact date, even at the exact time, how good she was, kicking her husband in the groin.
Unfortunately, amnesia, the most powerful habit for men to be dealt with women ability, hyperthymesia. After being kicked hundreds times, a man will always has reasons to be kicked again, and again, fortunately, in his groin. He never forgets the sins, but always forgets his groin incidents.
Indeed, hyperthymesia-amnesia-groin postulate is concluded.
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